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The Dark Night Rises

Some questions I had while watching*:

-When Officer Blake was “saving” those children, why did he send seven of them to run free through the streets knocking on stranger’s doors? Was it really necessary to tell people that a Nuclear weapon was about to explode? At most those boys would have warned maybe a handful of people. Besides, if a Nuclear Bomb is about to detonate, it may be more useful to focus your efforts on relaying that message to, oh I don’t know, the whole city? Blake could have sent ANYONE other than those kids he was apparently trying to save.   

-I am no doctor. What secret, ancient, forgotten medical advancements do those prisoners have in that hole? Wayne’s recovery from what appeared to be three major spinal injuries was outstanding. Christopher Reeve should have just seen that babbling old blind man for his back pain. 

-Why is Batman such a pussy when Maranda stabs him? He can take super powered blows to the face from Bane, but one bitch stabs him with a two inch blade and he starts making weird noises?   

-Those police officers were trapped down in those tunnels for over a month. As soon as the’re freed they march through the streets like an army of robots. Chaos has been enflaming the city above them yet nobody goes home to check on families or even get a change of clothes?

-Not so much a question as a comment but, Anne Hathaway’s chest bone looks gross. Why would you make me stare at that protruding growth for like three minutes during the dancing scene? The pearl neckless made it much, much worse. 

*I am not criticizing the movie for these uncertainties. I am only bringing them to attention. I also understand that movies are movies. I wouldn’t hate Star wars because there are explosions in space.    

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